|1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food
and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere…..but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
5. We always hold hands.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor.
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling “Am I too late for the garbage?” …
2. The driver said “No, jump in!”
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her
12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
13. The last fight was my fault though.